WIRED Movie Review | 10 Cloverfield Lane

[Narrator] This will be the worst movie review ever.

Why?

Because we can't tell you anything that happens

in 10 Cloverfield Lane.

Not why this is cool or whether this is true.

Everyone outside of here is dead.

[Narrator] Not what's on the other side of this door

or why this guy doesn't want it to get in.

We can't tell you what's happening here

or why this house is glowing.

We also probably shouldn't tell you why this woman

is chained up, or why he thinks she's safer there.

What are you gonna do to me?

I'm going to keep you alive.

[Narrator] We can't even tell you if it's a horror flick

or a sci-fi movie.

This, after all, is a J.J. Abrams picture

and mystery is everything.

Telling you what happens ruins the fun.

We can tell you one thing, though.

10 Cloverfield Lane is the most fun you'll have

being confused all year.

That is, if your nerves can handle it.