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Everything We’re Pretty Sure Has Happened in Divergent So Far

Not only have we never seen the Divergent movies, but no one we know has, either. (Seriously—we asked everyone!) So instead, we watched all the trailers we could, and made our best guesses as to what actually happens in these things.

Released on 03/17/2016

Transcript

[Voiceover] The new movie A Lege Of Their Own

is based on Alegionnaire's Disease,

the 18th book in the popular Divergent Suicide series

written by Veronica Lodge.

Set in a futuristic fern nursery,

called Space Ibiza in the year 1984

Alegion follows a group of teenage Pier One

employees that are fighting a corrupt

government agency that wants to turn them

into breakfast bars.

It stars Sprightly Minnow as the iron-willed Trig Frisbee,

Aspen Tisdale as the hunky Doctor Brunch,

and Garret Willoughby as Hoagie.

In the first two movies, Punching Pants and We Want Space

the gang defeated the government by shooting

at ghost bears, putting on new undershirts,

and flying in a shoe ship they thought was invisible

but actually hadn't been turned on property.

But in Allegiant, Trig learns

that the evil commander Sniglet

who wants to ban smooching around the planet,

is actually her father's optometrist.

Will she join him and his mad quest

or will she stay and fight alongside her friends,

like Pez Geronimo, Boo Tinsel, and Sleepy Lucy?

Find out when A Lege Of Their Own opens April 31.