Hack, Slash and Chop Your Way to Safety

So, if you've got that Mayan calendar

sitting in your living room

you know we've got about 10 more months

before everything goes to hell.

So, when all the electricity's gone

and we're fighting for water and gasoline,

pretty much this is going to be your only tool for survival.

This is Gerber Gear's Survival Series Parang.

It comes with a full tang, a 13 inch curved blade,

and has really solid construction

with a rubberized grip.

So, if things get wet things are not

going to ever go flying out of your hand.

The Survival Series Parang is my favorite blade

because the full tang construction

gives it a really even weight and a really good swing feel.

So, if the zombie comes up on you,

you can really get right into his guts.

So, if you really need to do a lot of damage,

or you just want to chop a lot of wood,

the Camp Axe II is going to be the one for you.

It's got most of it's 34 ounces in the head

and its lightweight and nylon handle,

meaning is you're basically power swinging it

every single time.

It's kind of like a front loaded softball bat.

And the hammer on the back makes it

a really versatile camping tool.

This is the Gator Machete Jr.

It weighs about 14.3 ounces, comes with a nice saw

in the back of the blade, and has a great gator grip

for use during rain, or anytime it's wet.

The thing's not going to fly out of your hand.

It's probably my least favorite out of the three

because the blade only goes right into here in the handle.

It's a little wobbly, and it's lightweight.

But it feels a little flimsy.

But for 20 bucks you're going to be getting a lot of blade.

(adventurous music plays)