How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

What is going on?

What do you think? Everyone's eating each other!

Like a... (shotgun firing)

Anymore questions?

Hey, I'm Logan Miller. And I'm Joey Morgan.

And we're here to show you

how to survive the zombie apocalpyse.

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

is about three boy scouts who are unlikely heroes

and become a fighting funny force of three awesome scouts.

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This is a caulk gun, of sorts,

but I have turned it and tailor-made it

into a crossbow with a metal ruler right here,

and we get some of these nine inch nails.

Yeah, I'm talking to you Trent Reznor.

And we take this, throw it in there,

and, boom, right to the head.

Dude, these zombies don't stand a chance.

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Augie has finessed his way into being able to build,

basically, a door knob shooter

that has compressed air going through it

and is, basically, firing through PVC pipe.

It blows up heads in ways that you will never believe.

(laughs) It's a head-blower.

It'll blow your mind.

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(head splattering) Boom.

I think if I got my friends together,

we put our minds to it, I could definitely make

a weapon of sorts, maybe take some razor blades

on the top of a hockey stick.

I'd like to try some sort of a snow blower.

Some zombies are fast, some zombies can run at you,

but the slow ones, and you got

a little snow blower down there,

and just take them out at the legs,

and then mow them on over, you know?

Mow them on over!

Don't worry, mommy! Daddy's here!

Dude, something's wrong with her!

Look at her chest! No, that's make-up, dummy,

it's a jungle thing. (blood splattering)

Oh my God! Ah!

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