Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond & James May Race Toy Cars

(rock music)

I'm Richard Hammond, and I like to drive

all sorts of cars, particular Porches but there isn't one

available on this game we're about to do.

(rock music)

I'm James May, I like to drive interesting cars.

(rock music)

I'm Jeremy Clarkson, I'm an environmentalist,

I like bicycles.

(rock music)

We are about to have a race on this thing.

[James] I'm going to drive a small plastic novelty

called Ghost around this cardboard race track.

My car is called Nuke.

I'm driving an electric car

which is good for the environment.

What is it called? I don't know.

Polar bear, which is what I'm trying to save.

Where has this come from all of a sudden?

Get ready, 15 laps.

Begin match, yeah?

Go.

(rock music)

Oh I'm the blue one. Ha ha!

We're going round in a figure of eight.

I'm winning, that's all that matters.

No you're not, I've just shot you both.

Oh yeah. I just shot both of you.

These cars are quite a bit smaller

than the ones we normally play in.

This is basically. The same.

It's exactly the same.

Apart from what you see, hear,

feel, think, remember, and hope for.

Wouldn't you like to just do an interview

where you just hide all the way through it?

I'd give most of my money away to homeless people.

I don't drink, I gave it up many years ago.

What is this?

Well I learned that breweries were using--

Oh for god's sake. Children.

(rock music)

Get off me, you weirdo. Weirdo.

(laughs)

I may as well just leave this

at full speed and that's enormous.

So anyway Rich, what are you doing this evening?

(rock music)

You drive any faster than that,

you may have an accident and children may be hurt.

Just shut up with this, I don't like it.

You do know that this isn't real, don't you?

What? This racing.

No I'm just lying.

(rock music)

Well I'm winning, which is predictable.

No you aren't actually. What do you mean I'm not?

I've just won is what's happened.

Oh, dammit.

(laughs)

I came second.

He won and rightly so.

The best man won, I'm proud.

Could I say, and this important because this is a magazine

about technology, that's (bleep), seriously.

That is bollocks.