Meet America's Newest, High-Techiest Weather Satellite
Released on 01/27/2017
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[Narrator] You're looking at America's latest
spying eye in the sky.
But have no fear,
the NSA isn't at the controls.
This is latest, highest tech weather satellite from NOAA
called GOES-16.
Compared to it's predecessor,
it has three times the spectral channels
and four times the resolution
all with five times the efficiency.
This thing can see everything.
Sulfur dioxide emissions from volcanoes,
melting snow packs,
and it can even distinguish between fog and clouds.
Hell, I can't even distinguish between fog and clouds
half the time.
GOES-16 can scan the United States in five minutes
and the whole planet in 15.
Perhaps more pressingly,
it can detect flashes of lightening
across the Western hemisphere.
Lightening you see is a dependable early warning sign
of severe weather including tornadoes.
All told, GOES-16 is a supremely powerful tool
for NOAA to predict weather of any kind.
That's particularly important on a planet
who's climate is descending into turmoil.
Scientists need to closely monitor weather
to understand how the planet is evolving
and how cutting carbon emissions plays into that.
Weather is getting weirder that's for sure.
But the trusty GOES-16 will be up above
helping scientists make sense of it all.
Oh, and making sure you know when to wear your galoshes.
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