Most Dangerous Object in the Office: AeroShot Pure Energy
Released on 12/27/2011
Staying late at work sucks,
but sometimes you have a ton of stories to edit
in a single day.
Instead of gulping down five cups of coffee
just to stay awake, you could inhale your caffeine
with AeroShot Pure Energy.
It's the most dangerous object in the office this month.
(upbeat dance music)
Here's the deal.
It works like an asthma inhaler.
(sucking)
One shot has about as much caffeine as a cup of coffee.
It's made of a powdery mix of vitamin B
and 100 milligrams of caffeine.
(sucking)
Puff in as much as you can.
Each cartridge is good for about six puffs.
Do the math.
I can basically drink about six cups of coffee
by the time I finish telling you about this product.
(plastic banging)
Wouldn't you want to take that 14 hour day
and squish it into a eight hour day?
Don't forget and try to inhale your coffee.
Literally, drink it, sip it.
Don't puff it, okay?
'Cause seriously, you could drown, you could drown
and then some coworkers come over to your desk
and try to give you mouth to mouth.
Gross!
Seriously, be careful.
I don't think I'm feeling this AeroShot.
Guys, are there anymore?
Guys?
(upbeat dance music)
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