Most Dangerous Object in the Office: Mushroom Box Mini Growing System

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Hi. This is the mushroom mini box kit to grow your own

mushrooms in.

It's the most dangerous object in the office this month.

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Take a jar filled with vermiculite,

and a syringe containing spores.

Stick it into the lid to inoculate the substrate.

These are oyster mushrooms.

Place the jar in a safe place away from direct sunlight.

For three to five days, germination has begun.

A few weeks after inoculation,

it's now time to birth what is called the cake.

There'll be a distinct mushroomy aroma.

Place the cake inside the mushroom kit

for the fruiting cycle.

In a couple weeks, you'll have fresh pick-able mushrooms.

All in all, the process takes four to six weeks.

From spore inoculation to fruiting.

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