Most Dangerous Object in the Office: North Face Avalanche Airbag Safety System Backpack

You know those co-workers that come to visit your desk

and then you notice that all your fancy nuts are gone?

With The North Face Avalanche Airbag Safety System backpack,

you can keep the best nuts for yourself.

It's the most dangerous object in the office this month.

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This backpack lets humans float

to the surface of an avalanche.

Due to physics, objects with a larger surface area

rise to the top of a shifting mass

even when they're heavier, just like these Brazil nuts.

So the next time said co-worker goes

for your jar of nuts,

just pull the pyrotehnical activation handle

and in three seconds the two enclosed airbags

will inflate with 170 liters of nitrogen.

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