Most Dangerous Object in the Office: Orion Flare Gun

[Announcer] Can't get a decent flame?

(pop music)

Calls for help just not getting through?

Nothing to do with what they want.

Need to get some attention in the morning meeting?

Try this, the most dangerous object in the office

this month, the Orion 25 mm flare gun.

[People In Meeting] You know what would fun,

baptizing a cat.

(beeps)