The Workplace Can Be a Dangerous Place

There's a jerk in every office,

or at least somebody who's really annoying,

and the best thing to do is to not confront them

like an adult, but to pelt them with different

pieces of plastic and foam shot from

really cool little office warfare gadgets.

My weapon of choice is the Thunder USB Missile Launcher.

It's four rounds.

You plug it in to any Windows laptop or PC.

It's Windows only,

so you do have to have a Windows computer.

It comes with some software that lets you

control it either using your keypad,

or using your mouse.

And then you control the direction,

and to fire you either hit the space bar

or you hit the mouse button.

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And it shoots off a round.

So it goes about 10 or 15 feet,

and there's not really any way to aim it,

so you kind of have to figure out your ballistics

before you shoot it, and also reloading is a pain

because you have to go pick up all the different pieces

and put them back together.

So we recommend getting two, and when the first one's spent

you just plug the USB cable for the second one in

and the software will pick up right where you left off.

You can fire off four more rounds.

It's $36.

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In office warfare, size matters.

This is the 19 inch Glow in the Dark Moon Blaster Gun.

Shoots these little ping pong style glow in the dark balls,

and at only $12.50 it's worth every penny.

(gun firing)

Rocket launchers and ping pong balls are fine,

for wussies, if you wanna kick some serious office ass

I recommend Zing's Z-Curve Bow.

This is great for two reasons,

number one: range, number two: sheer awesomeness.

Using it couldn't be simpler,

looks like a bow but it's really more like a slingshot.

Just take these little hooks in the end here,

and hook 'em right into the bow there, pull it back,

and it goes up to 100 yards or maybe 100 feet,

I get mixed up.

Anyway, it's only $25 and that's a great deal.

When I get tired of ping pong balls

and Nerf Darts flying at my face I bring out this guy.

This is the N-Strike Stampede ECS.

It's the first fully automatic clip system

blaster from Nerf.

It's got a detachable blast shield,

a pop-out bipod and handle, and it comes with 60 darts,

in three 18-dart clips and one six-dart clip.

It's powered by six D batteries,

which you'll have to get yourself.

It's not the sneakiest weapon in the office,

but it gets my point across.

(dramatic war drum music)

(guns popping)

(grunting)