'Swiss Army Man' Directors Show Us the Last Thing on Their Phones

This interview's gonna be like you talking

while I look at my phone.

Yeah.

And then me talking while you're looking at your phone.

[Daniel K] How do phones work?

Hi, I'm Daniel Scheinert.

And I'm Daniel Kwan.

We wrote and directed Swiss Army Man

and we're here to show you our phones.

Shit.

Shit, sorry, I stepped on yours.

The headline on this ESPN screenshot,

no joke, says Swedish footballer sent off

for farting during match.

And then it even has a screenshot of him.

[Daniel S] Someone photoshopped like a soccer player

with a big fart cloud.

Yeah, with like a big nuclear mushroom cloud.

I have a crippling addiction to internet trailers,

so the last thing I Googled was the

Morris From America movie trailer.

'Cause I saw A24 had released it

and I was like I want to see that.

Out this year.

A24, another A24 movie.

That was it, it was pretty solid.

Should we just hold up and play the trailer?

For three minutes?

My last text message was yes bother,

please bother, I made it for you.

Because my friend Randy Litke,

who's a comedian,

said he was going to see the movie tonight.

And I told him I hope it doesn't suck,

and he was like oh, do you know something I don't?

Should I even bother?

And then I had to backtrack and be like,

no, actually go, please Randy, go.

[Daniel K] You have like hundreds of them.

I literally don't get it,

so I just make a new alarm basically every day.

So, let's count 'em.

15.

[Daniel K] Oh, you have two for seven am.

20.

Yep.

You made me lose count.

Okay, I got to eight.

That was 20, 40, 41.

I have 41 alarms and I don't understand why.

I don't understand this whole thing.

Guess before you check.

[Daniel S] I don't think I use angry face.

For some reason I do this a lot.

I don't know why.

I think that might be my most recent one.

I do, I like to do every ethnicity giving the thumbs up.

I was right, yeah, this one.

Yep, your's is white.

I don't know why.

Yeah, it's a white guy, interesting.

[Daniel S] Yeah.

[Daniel K] What does that say about me?

[Daniel S] Oh, I don't want to post my last Instagram.

What's your last Instagram?

It was me face swapping with my girlfriend.

And wishing myself a happy birthday.

Happy Birthday Daniel.

Okay, what was the last thing

you searched for in private mode?

What?

Just kidding.

You don't do private?

It's right there.