This Puppet Wants You To Stop Scrolling and Listen to a Podcast Instead
Released on 07/14/2026
So you brought a paper contract for me to sign.
Can you tell me what's in it?
Yeah, it's essentially asking
that you guys do not make any short form content
of this interview.
You know, whether it be TikToks, YouTube shorts,
you know, Instagram reels, whatever it may be
because we really wanna incentivize people
to watch the full video, you know,
practice their attention skills,
and absorb all the information essentially.
And not scroll past it, choong, like that.
Schwing, new thing.
Choong, choong, choong, choong.
Okay, I totally hear you on that,
but we also want people to listen to this,
and I feel like that's a big part of promoting it.
Yeah. Is just having a clip.
Why don't we clip this right here?
Hey, you there, watching this short-form content.
What if you watched it long-form?
Wouldn't that be great?
You could hear, look, I'm a puppet.
What, what's happening here?
[Interviewer] I'll tentatively agree to that.
Okay, great.
You wanna shake on it?
Sure. Great, we did it.
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