A perfect gift for children of relatives you hate, Anytoys' Rhythm Sticks play the drums without the drums. That is to say, they're made of plastic, they have impact-detection sensors, and they play sampled bass drum, cymbal and snare noises through tiny, tinny speakers.
The £11.99 ($20) toy item is even marketed with an annoying animated GIF to get you in the mood.
Product Page [Anytoys.co.uk via Shiny Shiny]
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