Table of MalcontentsErratic Thoughts for 2/20/2007By Annalee NewitzFlotsam, Jetsam for 02/20/2007By John BrownleeGirl Kissing GoatBy Lisa KatayamaI Want My Street To Be Named "RUBY"By Lisa KatayamaLisa-Alisa's Pornographic Anime-Like ArtBy Lisa KatayamaDare I Compare Heroes to 7 Soldiers of Victory? I do!By Annalee NewitzNoise du Jour: "Coin-Operated Boy" by the Dresden DollsBy Eliza GaugerGarry's Mod Does BananaphoneBy John BrownleeThe World's Strangest StatuesBy John BrownleeThe Man With Breakfast On His HeadBy John BrownleeNoise du Jour: "Build the Robots" by Doctor SteelBy Eliza GaugerYour Io Asplode: The Prometheus PlumeBy Eliza GaugerBaby Steps: How to Start Having StyleBy Eliza GaugerThe Horrible Gluttony of the DeepBy John BrownleeThe City of Compton CollectionBy Eliza GaugerThe Monkey Man Radiation Symbol Revealed!By John BrownleePustulio Commands You To Make Bacon SoapBy John BrownleeLast Week in Malcontent MemesBy John BrownleeBuilding A Better Radiation Warning SymbolBy John BrownleeMuseum of Lost InteractionsBy John BrownleeGreat Moments in George Takei's HomosexualityBy John BrownleeCivil War Dinosaurs and Other Historical PhotoshopsBy John Brownlee"Yesterday" in Wired Blogs: Writing Tools, Pluto-Killing Bastards, Accidental Porn, Quake DS, Dad and DRMBy John BrownleeCoffin Built For TeacherBy John BrownleeMore Stories