App Pack | Apps To Help You Survive and Conquer Valentine's Day
Released on 02/08/2016
Ah, Valentine's day, when lovers thoughts
turn to romance apps.
Okay, okay, not those apps.
Let's start with Fingle, an iPad only app
that's a great antidote to any lulls in your date night.
It's a cooperative puzzle game that you and yours
play together by touching the dedicated spaces
on the screen, and it leads to lots of skin grazing,
so trim those nails before you play
finger twister with your boo.
If you wanna be extra cautious about avoiding your ex
on such a romantically loaded day, download Cloak.
The app connects to your various social accounts
and pulls in location data your friends are posting
across the networks, so you know what places to avoid.
So if your ex posts a dinner photo
with their new special someone,
you will know that you should order your giant bag
of takeout from elsewhere.
On a more hopeful note, last minute date night planners
should install No Wait.
The app automatically pulls up all the restaurants
without a wait for a table, so you can breeze in
and sit down right away.
No awkward 20 minutes crowded into a foyer with strangers.
If you're happily part of a couple though, download Avocado.
It's an app specifically for people in relationships
to privately and securely message, send pics,
and you can digitally hug, and share calendars.
Avocado can confirm that your date is free
for dinner around seven, and it'll remind you
never to forget anniversaries, birthdays,
or Valentine's day.
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