Professor Fact Checks Ancient Greece Slop
Released on 11/13/2026
There's an explosion.
[Professor laughing]
This is Ancient Greeks,
they did not have gunpowder.
A Greek architect would've literally had a stroke
if they had built a building this way.
I'm a professor of Ancient Greek history.
Let's fact check some AI slop.
[calm music]
[bells dinging]
I just arrived in Olympia.
Okay, people are looking at me weird again.
[buzzer thudding]
Yeah, people would look at you quite weird.
The Olympic games are held in Olympia,
which is a place
in kind of in the middle of nowhere in ancient Greece.
40 or 50,000 men came from all over the Greek world,
camped out in the countryside for about a week,
did a lot of drinking,
watched some sports,
did some sacrifices to Zeus,
and ate a lot of barbecue.
Ancient sources tell us that married women
were not allowed to attend,
and you almost certainly did not
wanna bring your unmarried daughter to the scene.
Ancient Greek women were expected to dress
very modestly in public,
virtually all the time.
So first, a woman at Olympia?
Big problem to begin with,
and women in Olympia wearing modern athletic gear,
equally a problem.
They're training right now,
and, oh my God,
they're covered in oil.
But they would've been covered in oil.
Good for that.
On the other hand,
Greeks exercised in the nude.
The Greek word for gymnasium,
where we get our word gym from,
means nude.
The gymnasium is literally the nude place.
Running, throwing the javelin,
wrestling, boxing,
all done in the nude.
The only sport
that people were clothed for was horse racing,
where the jockeys
and the chariot drivers were clothed.
So showing Greek athletes exercising,
wearing a tunic,
kind of a problem.
Okay, let's take a look at the next video.
[bell dinging]
[Narrator] The year is 438 BC.
Okay, so we're doing pretty well here.
This is actually a very nice reconstruction
of the Acropolis about this time.
The Parthenon, that big building in the back right corner
was finished in the outside in 438,
so that's great.
The gateway, that wasn't started until the 437,
so it would've been a construction site,
but, let's take what we can get.
This gigantic bronze statue?
That's a actual statue.
There was a big statue on the Acropolis
made out of bronze,
called the Athena Promachos,
carrying weapons.
Stood about 30 feet tall.
The sun glinted off the bronze,
so people coming into the port of Athens
several miles away,
could actually see the sun gleaming off the statue.
[Narrator] Under the leadership of Pericles,
Athens has reached the height of its power.
Pericles was a very famous Athenian statesman,
politician, general,
and he was the leading figure in Athens between 460
and his death in 429.
The Athenians elected 10 generals every year
to run the army
and the Navy.
Pericles was repeatedly elected as general,
and used that as his sort of base
to exercise his control in Athens.
He was renowned for being
one of the world's most persuasive,
smoothest speakers.
There's a famous story that someone asked a wrestler,
Didn't you wrestle against Pericles?
Did you win or lose?
And he said,
It doesn't make any difference,
because afterwards he's just gonna stand up
and convince them that he won anyway,
even if he did lose.
There's a lot going on in this scene.
Let's see if we can take a look
at some things a little more closely.
So we have an owl
and three Greek letters here.
Athena's animal was an owl,
and owls lived on
and around the Acropolis in Athens,
so the owl was one of the basic symbols of Athens,
and it appeared on the coinage,
along with these three letters,
which are the first three letters
of the Greek word for Athens, Athenai.
Now let's take a look back here
on this triangular space on the roof called the Pediment.
The Parthenon was famous in the ancient Greek world
because the Athenian government
basically gave the architects a blank check.
And so, one of the things they did with that money,
was to put sculpture all over the building,
including massive statues in the pediment
that shows famous scenes from Athenian myths.
So the Parthenon sculptures
like those pedimental sculptures,
those are actually mostly in London
in the British Museum now.
So if you go to a museum
and you see a white statue from Ancient Greece,
almost certainly it was painted originally.
Like for instance,
the skin, they wanted to have
a more natural looking skin tone,
and paint the colors of the eyes in,
and the clothing as well.
This particular statue is a different case.
It was bronze,
and Greeks did not paint bronze,
'cause they didn't want the color,
they wanted the bronze.
[Narrator] Women, though essential to family,
religion, and the continuity of the city,
have no political voice.
In this shot,
the AI is clearly animating
a 19th century painting.
Scenes of ancient Greek life
are very popular in European art in 18th/19th century.
There was a big craze in,
especially in Britain
and Germany in the 19th century,
for everything having to do with Ancient Greece.
[Narrator] Their world is the household,
where they manage property, raise children.
Let's talk a little bit more about
women in Ancient Greece.
Even in Athens,
which was a very democratic government,
women had no political rights.
They could not vote,
they could not hold office.
And they were expected to be at home as much as possible.
And the home was called an oikos,
probably familiar to you
from some yogurt experience of yours.
There was a strong division of space
and power in Ancient Greece,
which is to say that men ran the public life,
and women ran the private life in the household.
Okay, let's move on.
[bell dinging]
[Narrator] Many believed the Persians
would be victorious at Marathon.
A messenger named Pheidippides
was sent to run from Marathon to Athens.
This is a great story.
Unfortunately, this never happened.
What we see here is a reconstruction
of the Battle of Marathon,
which was fought a little bit northeast
of Athens in the 490 BCE.
And Battle of Marathon was incredibly famous.
Lots of people wrote about it right away.
We don't get any mention of Pheidippides
running from Marathon back to Athens
until about 3 or 400 years later.
Clearly a story someone made up at some point,
proven to be very popular up until the present day.
When the modern Olympics were being constructed,
the people who put together the Olympics
were very attuned to Ancient Greek history,
and so decided they wanted a race
called the Marathon Race.
There was no such race in the ancient world.
Greeks did not run long distance races.
[Narrator] A fleet of triremes,
fast and deadly ships powered by the manpower
of thousands of rowers.
Trireme, the reason why the Greeks called it a trireme,
tri is coming from Greek word for three,
is that there were three vertically stacked layers of oars.
And you can see here in our reconstruction,
just one bank of oars,
and the ship's moving remarkably fast
given that number of rowers.
Athens was unusual in that it had big silver mines
that produced fairly large revenues for the state.
Most Greek communities did not build big navies,
'cause they were very expensive to maintain,
but Athens could afford one.
When it became apparent
that they were gonna have problems with the Persians,
the Athenians built a massive fleet of triremes,
about 200/250 ships.
[Narrator] In 371 BC,
it was the sacred band that played a decisive role
in shattering the Spartans.
The sacred band,
that actually did exist in thieves.
It was 150 pairs of men
who had a homoerotic relationship with each other.
Greeks were much more open
about male-male relationships
that had a physical element in it.
The idea was that those pairs
would be very tightly bonded
with the older male playing the role of mentor
to the younger male.
[Narrator] In 413 BC,
the Athenian fleet was destroyed.
We are so used to seeing
modern battlefields with explosions
because of the invention of gunpowder.
This is Ancient Greeks.
They did not have gunpowder.
You can see on the screen there's an explosion,
and ships are on fire everywhere.
There weren't explosions,
and there wasn't much in the way of fire in a naval battle.
Okay, next video.
[bell dinging]
[Narrator] When the doors closed in ancient Athens,
the wine came out.
Okay.
So the symposium was a big thing in ancient Greece,
and what it literally means in Greek,
symposium is to drink together.
And so they would have drinking parties.
The standard setup was they had built a special room
for it called an Andron,
they were typically designed to hold seven couches,
and two people on each couch.
So this room is too big.
If you take a look in the background,
there are paintings on the wall,
probably frescoes painted on plaster.
We know Greeks did a lot of very fancy wall painting,
very little of it survives.
[Narrator] The servants mixed wine
and water in a great crater.
You can see they're mixing the wine
and water in a big mixing bowl called a Krater.
That actually is correct.
Greeks stored their wine more like as a syrup.
To drink it undiluted was almost impossible.
It was almost like drinking Coca-Cola syrup.
You had to dilute it.
[Narrator] Music filled the room.
Philosophy turned into rivalry.
The other things that happened at the symposium
beyond drinking was a lot of talking.
There was a lot of singing,
composing a verse.
Another form of entertainment
was to have prostitutes come in.
They could play musical instruments
and sing, dance,
do acrobatic events.
And of course,
also were expected to have sex with the guests.
The Greeks had a very different attitude
towards sexuality than we do.
It was very common,
and perfectly socially acceptable
for an older male to have a teenage boyfriend,
regardless of not whether they were married.
And at symposia,
you would never bring your wife,
absolutely not a space
for respectable women to participate,
but you could quite frequently
show up with your boyfriend
who would share your couch with you.
[Narrator] Guests poured libations to the gods.
One of the things which is accurate here,
if you take a look,
there's a mosaic stone floor,
and that was very common in Androns.
Imagine you spent a whole night
with a room full of people drinking,
what the room would be like in the morning.
It needs to be cleaned,
and it's much easier to do that with a stone floor.
So let's move on.
[bell dinging]
We have this idea in our heads sometimes
that ancient cities were mostly built of stone,
certainly not the case in Athens in 430 BCE.
Stone was incredibly expensive to quarry.
Most of the city would've been dirt,
with mud brick walls,
sometimes plastered so they were white or a color,
but much less impressive physically
than what you would see here.
If you take a look in the back left corner,
this is clearly a modern cafe.
The only thing missing is a Cinzano umbrella.
What they've done is overlaid
ancient costumes on modern people,
but you see this guy?
He's still wearing his white t-shirt.
[bell dinging]
There are no bats in Athens that look like this.
They would've had some circular baths in public.
There was very little hot water,
and certainly not in the kind of quantities you see here.
And the walls look like they have Roman wall painting on it,
so they're sort of imagining a Roman bath
shrunk down to tiny residential size.
And so they're playing some sort of board game.
Greeks did play board games,
they had games called a Polis
where there were lines
and you had to move pieces around,
something like checkers or chess.
We have some actual physical stones
on which they were played.
I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to be.
It could be that they're supposed to be voting,
but that's not actually how Athenians voted.
The Athenians had different kinds of ballots.
You got two ballots,
a yes
and a no, essentially.
One had a solid middle,
and one had a hollow middle,
and you held your hands over them,
and dropped one in one,
and one in the other.
So I don't know what they're doing here.
Greeks did not build massive dome buildings like this.
They simply didn't have the technology.
Philosophers in these big huge dome structures
delivering dramatic lectures just didn't happen.
Socrates and other philosophers
would've worked mostly in gymnasia,
in a courtyard,
places that doubled as both exercise facilities,
and educational facilities.
And so they would sit in the shaded part of the courtyard,
and hang out,
and talk.
Once a year,
Athens had a big festival
in honor of the goddess Athena.
Athena was, among other things,
the goddess of weaving,
so they weaved a massive peplos,
a massive dress,
very highly embroidered,
and they marched it in a procession across town,
and up to the Acropolis,
and presented it to the goddess on the Acropolis.
The surroundings are too grand,
but there's an idea here.
On the Acropolis of Athens,
there were lots of statues of Athena,
but two famous ones.
One was a huge statue made out of gold
and ivory.
That was in the Parthenon itself,
the big temple on the Acropolis.
That one didn't get dressed,
because it had a beautiful ivory
and gold surface.
There was an older statue
in a smaller temple called the Erechtheion.
That statue was made out of wood,
and every year the Athenians put a fancy new robe on it,
which they wove very carefully,
and was very highly embroidered
and also wore very fancy jewelry.
So there's a huge problem here.
Let's take a little closer look at what's going on here.
Greek architects were fanatics about symmetry.
The Parthenon was famous
for having eight columns across the front.
One, two,
three, four on this side.
One, two,
three, four,
five on that side.
A Greek architect would've literally had a stroke
if they had built a building this way.
The sheep standing on the altar,
that's a little weird.
So, Greeks did make animal sacrifices,
and there were altars in front of temples,
but the animal was on the ground,
and then burnt it,
and cooked it on the altar.
The animal would not have stood on the altar.
[Professor laughing]
Pretty much everything is wrong here.
Greeks did use masks
when they were doing like tragedies.
When they're doing plays,
they would wear masks.
This evidently is supposed to be a religious scene.
The priest did not wear weird white masks like this.
Enough of that one.
Next video.
[bell dinging]
[Narrator] In the ancient world,
no war begun without first asking Delphi.
So Delphi, it's the sanctuary of Apollo.
It's built on the side of a mountain.
It was a major oracular site,
which meant that people came there to consult the Pythia,
the priestess,
and find out about the future.
[Narrator] The Pythia was always chosen
from the women of Delphi itself,
and in these early centuries,
a young, unmarried woman.
The Pythia at this time they're talking about
in 500 BCE was an unmarried female.
The issue here is that in Ancient Greece,
most women would've been married at the age of 14,
but it looks like she's considerably older than 14.
[Narrator] On this seat,
history was spoken.
So she's sitting on a stone throne.
Apollo's symbol was the Tripod,
and we know from art,
that the priestess sat in a tripod
when she was giving prophecy.
So the stone throne,
that's a problem.
[Narrator] She breathes in.
The priests record every word,
and shape them into verse.
People came to Delphi
from all over the Greek world
to consult the oracle.
And the idea was that Apollo spoke through the Pythia,
the priestess,
and the priestess would say sometimes
nonsense words or chant,
and there would be people there,
priests who would write down what she said,
and interpret it for you,
make sense of it.
The Pythia was famous for saying things
which were a little difficult to understand, or riddles.
The most famous one is a king asked,
If I launch an attack on the neighboring kingdom,
what will happen?
And the reply was,
You will destroy a great kingdom.
But what he didn't understand
was he was gonna destroy his own kingdom.
[Narrator] Two fault lines crossed directly below,
releasing sweet-smelling gases from the rock.
We have some ancient sources
starting relatively late,
so starting around 100 BCE.
Those sources say that there was gas leaking up
through the floor of the temple
where the priestess sat,
and she breathed in the gas,
and went into this trance
that allowed her to commune with the God Apollo.
Modern scholars, for the most part,
have thought that's not true.
Some geologists took a look at the site of Delphi,
and say that there are faults running underneath,
and that ethylene gas
would've been leaking into the temple,
and the priestess could have been
breathing in the ethylene gas,
and achieving some sort of intoxicated state,
ongoing argument.
Now let's move on.
[bell dinging]
So we're doing sort of the greatest hits
of Greek civilization here.
One issue is we don't know when exactly
the Greeks got to Greece,
but probably around 2200 BCE.
So, Greece in 6,000 BCE,
there were no Greeks there.
What they started with is the Bronze Age,
and they've done a good job of identifying
the two big Bronze Age civilizations,
the Minoans, who were in Crete,
those were actually not Greeks,
they spoke some language we can't decipher.
And then, on the mainland,
there were the Mycenaeans,
so we see a Mycenaean warrior here.
The scholars have debated for a long time
whether the poems composed by Homer,
The Iliad
and The Odyssey described the Mycenaean period.
In recent decades,
the general view is that the Greeks
had some very vague memories of the distant past,
but for the most part,
poems composed by Homer
reflect the situation around 800 BCE in Greece
long after the Mycenaeans were gone.
[bell dinging]
Okay, so we have the Battle of Marathon here.
This was a big event in Greek history.
So the Greeks
and the Persians butted heads for a long time.
490 BCE, the Battle of Marathon
was the first time the Persian army
invaded the Greek mainland.
The Athenians were outnumbered
and famously attacked,
and crushed the Persian Army.
Anytime you would talk to someone
who had been at Marathon,
the first thing they would say was,
Do you know,
I was at Marathon.
And the very famous Athenian poet/playwright Aeschylus,
who was the most famous writer in the Greek world,
when he died,
had on his gravestone,
I fought at Marathon.
Okay, so we have Socrates.
He was a very famous Athenian philosopher.
Anytime you would encounter him,
he would ask you a question,
and you would respond,
and then he would ask you another question,
and this could go on for a very long period of time.
This is where we get the idea about the Socratic method.
Eventually, he annoyed enough people
that he was put on trial,
very complicated trial.
But to a certain extent,
he was blamed for the bad behavior of his relatives
and students,
but also, he was just spectacularly annoying.
The way Athenian trials worked,
first you were found innocent or guilty,
and then there was a penalty phase
where both the accuser
and the defendant proposed a penalty.
And Socrates stood up
and said, I think you should punish me
by giving me free meals for the rest of my life.
Clearly designed to annoy the jury
into giving him death as his penalty.
But Socrates was executed
by being made to drink poison,
hemlock, and this is a very famous scene
painted by neoclassical painters
of Socrates in prison talking to his students
right before he died,
or drinking the hemlock.
Okay, next video.
[bell dinging]
We have a video here about the Minoans.
They're on the island of Crete,
say roughly 1800 BCE,
so this would be the Bronze Age.
These are not Greeks.
We have their written records,
but it's not any language we recognize.
[Narrator] Nassos sprawls across 20,000 square meters.
This is the palace at a place called Nassos,
which was famously big
and elaborate.
It's been excavated.
You can go visit.
And certainly it's giving you a reasonably good sense
of how large
and fancy this building was.
Frescoes in deep reds
and blues cover the walls.
[Professor] This is drawing from Minoan art.
Minoans were very fond of painting frescoes on walls,
and we have some pieces of those.
[Narrator] Women held power
that wouldn't be seen again in Europe
until the modern era.
In most times
and places in the ancient world,
when we look at political art,
or we have political documents,
it's all men.
The Minoan situation is different,
because women feature very prominently.
One common theory is that it was a theocracy
and a matriarchy,
which is to say the political system
was run by women who were priestesses,
in part because we see lots of women in art
performing what seemed to be religious rituals.
There are figurines from Minoan period showing women,
presumably priestesses with snakes on their arms,
probably doing some sort of snake handling,
and the video's trying to get at that.
[Narrator] In the central court,
bull leaping ceremonies unfolded.
The palace has been excavated
and to a certain extent reconstructed,
and was full of images of bulls.
We know from Minoan art
that one of the things they did,
was they had people run at,
and jump over bulls as a spectacle.
[Narrator] Grabbing charging bulls by the horns
and vaulting over their backs.
And you can see that here,
although the AI is having some trouble,
you're supposed to vault over the bull,
and she's sort of vaulting sideways from the bull,
and floating out in space,
but you know,
they got the general idea, right?
Okay, let's move on.
[bell dinging]
No Greek architect could've built this structure.
Greeks, the way they built
and the materials they had,
couldn't span a space of more than about 20 feet
without a column,
and this is an enormous open space.
It's a beautiful building,
looks maybe like an imaginary Roman Senate.
Greeks did have democracy.
Athens put together the first
really formally structured
democratic government in 508 BCE.
In the United States,
we have representative democracy.
You vote for someone who then goes to DC,
and makes decisions for you.
In ancient Greece,
it was almost always direct.
You showed up
and voted on everything yourself.
That meant there were these huge meetings in Athens,
6/8/10,000 people would show up for an assembly meeting.
Those meetings were always held outdoors,
because Greeks could not build
a structure large enough to hold that many people.
He looks like he is someone
from a 1960s Hollywood movie.
In the 1950s,
'60s, '70s,
they made these huge epics about ancient Greece
and Rome,
called sword & sandal movies,
as opposed to a Western, for example.
Some costume designer
and screenwriter sitting in Hollywood in the 1950s
came up with an idea of what an ancient Roman
or Greek would've looked like,
put it on film,
and now it's being reproduced
by a computer model in the 21st century.
This may be my personal favorite.
So of course we all know the story
of the Trojan Horse, right?
The Greek soldiers pop out
and gain control of the city.
Interestingly, very unclear if the Trojan War ever happened.
So the Trojan War in the Homeric Poems
is set in what's now Northwestern Turkey.
The Greeks call that site Ilian,
and there is a site that many scholars
believe corresponds roughly to that place
has been excavated for a long period of time
since the 19th century.
So, the Greeks believed it happened,
and they told stories about it,
they were sure it did.
My personally, very skeptical
that the Trojan War ever happened.
Leaving aside the issue that the Trojan Horse
is a mythical story,
what we have here is a Greek city
that looks like from the architecture
around 400 BCE, maybe?
And the Trojan Horse,
if it ever took place,
if it ever happened,
would've been like 800 years earlier.
Okay, next video.
[bell dinging]
This has a million views, huh?
[Crew] It had three-million.
Three-million views? Wow.
I have no doubt
this is supposed to be the Acropolis in Athens,
and that's supposed to be the Propylaea, the gateway.
The gateway didn't look anything like that,
and the staircase didn't look anything like that.
What we have here is sort of generic imagination
of what Ancient Greece might've looked like
without any attempt
to actually ground it in historical reality.
Yeah, they did have produce like that.
Greeks ate a lot of fruits
and vegetables.
Meat was a specialty,
pretty rare to eat a lot of meat.
One thing I like about this scene
is if you look on the temple in the background,
there's a gigantic statue
sitting on the roof of the temple,
that just absolutely not possible.
I'm done with this one. Next.
[bell dinging]
I'm currently worshiping Dionysus very thoroughly.
Greeks took Dionysus very seriously,
and Dionysus was the god of wine.
In Athens, for example,
there was a big Dionysus festival every spring,
a lot of drinking,
raunchy behavior,
carrying big phallus' around in processions,
a lot of dirty talk.
So big parties with people doing a lot of drinking,
associated with Dionysus? Absolutely.
But on the other hand,
the guy they're interviewing
looks much more like a modern fraternity boy
than he does in Ancient Greek.
What's the secret to a good harvest?
Talk to your trees.
So you can see in the background,
he's got an olive tree,
which is great,
and they took their olive trees extremely seriously,
'cause they were a huge source of important calories.
[Interviewer] What do you see in my future?
You'll eat lunch,
then trip on a goat.
I don't know what to say about that one.
She's wearing this weird white makeup.
Greek women wore makeup,
and they would whiten their face,
they actually used like a lead paste for that.
If you take a look though underneath her eyes,
she's got sort of black mascara coming down her eyes,
looks like a sort of 1970s rock look.
Definitely not accurate.
Okay, next video.
[bell dinging]
So we have a lot of statues from Ancient Greece.
The statue showing figures from say before 450
or 500 BCE,
almost certainly just imaginary.
The later ones,
like Socrates
and Plato, those might be actual portraits.
Okay, there's Aristotle,
he was actually from Northern Greece in ancient times,
modern times called Macedonia.
Came to Athens to study with Plato,
spent a long time there.
When Plato died,
he was expecting to be put in charge
of Plato's school,
didn't get the job,
left in a huff,
and ended up working as the tutor
for Alexander the Great for a while.
Okay, next video.
[bell dinging]
[mystifying music]
Alexander actually would've really liked this.
He was very conscious of his public image.
So, he had a sculptor,
an authorized court sculptor
who made authorized images of him,
and always wanted himself to be looking up
and to the left,
so he had sort of an ethereal look to him.
The idea of a carefully crafted vision
of the warrior king,
the beautiful young leader,
would've appealed to him.
He would've liked this thing.
Okay, so Alexander is described as King of Kings here.
So, what happened?
So Alexander is King of Macedonia,
a small kingdom in Northern Greece.
He goes east,
and he conquers the Persian Empire.
And the Persian King,
one of his titles was frequently The King of Kings.
When Alexander took over the Persian Empire,
he had to figure out how to govern it,
and one of his solutions
was basically to present himself to the Persians
and their subjects as a Persian king,
and therefore took on the title King of Kings.
Okay, let's move on.
[bell dinging]
[Narrator] Zeus summoned the gods for final judgment.
I don't know about that one.
Final judgment?
Greeks didn't believe in final judgment.
They just thought life went on.
The gods lived forever.
They were immortal.
By definition, things didn't change,
so no final judgment in the Greek world.
Before Olympus fades,
you will speak.
So the Greeks did believe in gods.
They believed in 12 gods
who lived on Mount Olympus,
which was a big mountain.
The most powerful god in Greek belief was Zeus,
and he's got a glowing scepter
with a lightning bolt on it.
Zeus' symbol was really the eagle,
so he would've had a scepter with an eagle on it.
[Narrator] First, Poseidon rose,
and the hall bowed to the sea.
So Zeus looks like he's 70/80, maybe?
And Poseidon, his brother,
looks like Jason Momoa,
who looks like he's in his 20s or 30s.
Very fit.
[Narrator] Hades followed,
and silence ruled the room.
Okay, so Zeus was in charge of the sky.
Poseidon's in charge of the ocean,
and Hades is in charge of the underworld.
Hades appears with a burst of flame,
that's a very Christian idea,
the underworld is where people go
to be punished in flames.
In Greek art
and literature, what makes the underworld different
is that there's no sun,
and it's dark,
and gray,
and cold all the time.
So the idea of fire in the underworld,
not really a Greek thing.
[Narrator] Hermes appeared in a breath.
[Professor laughing]
Okay.
Hermes is the messenger god in the Greek religion,
and he's supposed to be able to zip
to one place to another,
but in Greek art,
he's shown with wings on his feet,
not big, gigantic angel wings.
For the Greeks,
they believed in literally tens of thousands
of supernatural beings,
and they were much more intermixed
with everyday life.
So for example,
when Greeks sacrificed on altars,
the reason they did that in front of temples,
was that in the temple was a statue of the god,
and the idea was this god
could see through the statue,
and watch you making the sacrifice.
They believe that the gods are much closer
to human life on an everyday basis.
Let's watch this next video about Sparta.
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[Narrator] Every male citizen
existed for one purpose alone,
to be a soldier.
So Sparta, a really complicated,
interesting place.
In the ancient world,
the Spartans had a reputation
for being very heavily militarized.
The whole city being an armed camp
with the men doing nothing
but training all day long to be soldiers,
and living this very austere life.
This is where we get the word Spartan from,
like Spartan accommodations,
Spartan lifestyle.
That's the idea.
[Narrator] No private wealth,
no luxury, no walls.
We know from the materials that we found in Sparta,
that they lived a pretty good life.
There was a huge population of enslaved laborers,
which the Spartans kept oppressed
and repressed.
They produced the food that the Spartans ate,
and the Spartans never went to work.
So if you were talking to an Ancient Greek,
and asked them about the Spartans,
the person you're talking to probably said,
Well, listen,
they're living the most luxurious lifestyle imaginable.
They don't go to work.
They have more than enough to eat.
They hang around all day.
Things are pretty good for these guys.
That said, all this was made possible
because of this huge enslaved labor force called Helots
that the Spartans had conquered,
and made work for them.
Did they spend a lot of time for military training? Yes.
But they could do that
because they were not working to support themselves,
or their families.
[Narrator] No city wall,
because Spartan ideology
considered walls a symbol of weakness.
Okay. So they in fact did not have a wall
until relatively late,
because Sparta was a very big,
powerful state with a large army,
and didn't really need to defend
the main urban center.
Most Greek cities were pretty unimpressive,
dirt streets, mud brick houses.
So Sparta wasn't all that unusual in that sense.
[Narrator] Athena of the bronze house,
walls lined with intricately worked bronze plates.
There was actually a temple
called Athena Halkioikos on the Acropolis of Sparta,
and it did have some sort of bronze reliefs.
Now, their reconstruction,
they just showed you,
that's a problem.
The Spartans, for reasons known only to themselves,
decided to not build temples with columns around it.
Lots of Greeks did that.
We call that a peripheral temple.
Spartans did not build those temples.
One way to spiff up that kind of building,
without the columns
and without the fancy marble,
was to take bronze sheets,
and to hammer figures into them,
so that they were decorated
showing scenes of Greek myth for example,
and then literally nail them
to the walls of the temple.
Now, interestingly,
the British excavated this temple.
The bronze reliefs are all gone,
except maybe ones
and fragments,
but we have lots of nails.
The actual bronze nails that they used
to hammer the bronze sheets into the walls.
[Narrator] Around the agora stood the tombs
of Spartan heroes buried within the city.
In the city of Sparta itself,
there were tombs,
lots and lots of tombs,
about 150 known tombs.
Now, most Greek cities after say 700 BCE,
they did not want you burying your dead inside the city.
You had to go to a cemetery
at the edge of town for that.
Spartans always allowed people,
at least some people to bury their dead in the city,
that definitely was highly unusual,
so when you walked around Sparta,
you walked past a lot of graves.
One thing which is not accurate here,
you see there are tombstones in the video there?
Looks like a modern tombstone,
this very sort of 19th century
New England sort of thing?
Very much not a Spartan thing.
You were not allowed to mark the tomb.
[Narrator] Spartan women were free.
Free in a way that Athenian women
could scarcely imagine.
Okay, so there is some truth in this.
Spartan women enjoyed a lot more freedom to move around,
than women in most other communities.
One of the things that really set them apart
was that they played sports.
Their big thing was running,
and wrestling,
and that's extremely unusual.
There's no other place in the Greek world
where women are regularly playing sports.
Another thing which set them apart
is that when they were playing sports,
they wore very little.
They wore an outfit that left one breast bare,
and it was cut off at roughly mid-thigh.
One Greek poet called Spartan women thigh flashers,
because if you were a Greek,
and you spent time walking around town,
you never saw a woman's legs,
like her dress always went down to her ankles.
Most Greek women,
throughout their lives
when they were out in public
were expected to be dressed very modestly.
And we know for instance,
that in a lot of instances,
Greek women covered their hair,
and sometimes wore veils.
So the idea that there are women out in public
wearing an outfit where you could see their legs
was absolutely shocking.
Question of why Spartan women
enjoyed relative freedom
is a more complicated one.
If you were a woman in any other Greek city,
the husband was out of the house,
but you were home,
raising kids, making clothes,
grinding grain, cooking,
cleaning the house.
You had an enormous amount of work to do.
Spartan women didn't do all of those things.
They had very few children,
because they didn't need the children
to support them in their old age,
because the enslaved labor did that for them.
They had enslaved labor to do all the cooking,
cleaning, making clothes.
So instead of carrying this enormous labor burden
that women elsewhere in Greece did,
Spartan women had relatively little to do,
and so they had a lot more free time
to go do other things outside the household.
Think that's enough slop for today.
Thanks for watching.
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