Chris Nolan's First Time at Comic-Con, the Interstellar Trailer & Elizabeth Olsen's Mutant Flub

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So Chris Nolan is here at Comic-Con

for the first time, ever.

Oh, so when he's got some big superhero IP

that he knows the geeks will see,

he doesn't deign to grace us with his presence,

but when he's got his own original IP science fiction movie,

suddenly he's here, hat in hand.

I don't think so, sir.

I guess what I'm saying is, I didn't get into the panel

where people got to see the new trailer

with footage from a alien planet.

Man, it would be terrible if somebody leaked

their bootleg footage of that new Interstellar trailer

and sent me the link.

Awful.

In high-definition, would be terrible,

with good color contrast and saturation.

I don't know what I'd do if somebody sent that to me.

I would be so disheartened,

I wouldn't even report the copyright violation.

I have two people with excellent costumes here.

Can you tell me who you are?

Black Canary from Arrow.

Deathstroke from Arrow.

Great costumes.

I can't watch the show,

because it takes far too many liberties

with the source material.

So I am literally red-faced with rage

about Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Actually, I'm probably red-faced, because of

this strange glowing disc in the sky above San Diego.

I don't know what it is,

I just know I'm never going outside again.

What infuriates me is,

on the Marvel panel Elizabeth Olson mistakenly referred

to her character as a mutant, then had to back up

and correct herself and call her character a mutated person.

That makes me outraged, because her character is a mutant,

but the studio that owns X-Men has the rights

to the word mutant, as well as to the concept of adamantium.

I know I've said Marvel properties are too jumbled,

spend too much time promoting each other,

but I take it all back.

I want all elements of the Marvel Universe

to be combined in a single thread.

Spider-Man, X-Men, Avengers, grab 'em all together

in one big ball.

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