The Giant Creature Destroys Angry Nerd in Movie Monster Trivia at San Diego Comic-Con 2014

Welcome to the first episode of our new quiz show.

We polled a bunch of geeks and we asked them

to pick their favorite giant monsters

in the history of movies.

And I have in my hand the results of our survey.

And I'm going to give you

four chances to guess what our Respondents picked.

What is your first guess?

King Kong

King Kong was one of the picks

(applause)

[Giant Creature] Yeah.

Congratulations.

But I'm going to have to give you zero points

because you did not specify which version of King Kong.

What?

We're talking about the original 1933 version

of King Kong.

For all I know, you're talking about King Kong

from that awful 70's Dino De Laurentiis movie.

Zero.

Zero points.

Zero. (monster grumbles)

What?

Nothing

That's what I thought.

Second guess?

The alien.

Which alien?

The alien from Alien

He means the xenomorph from the original

1979 Ridley Scott Alien

No coaching

The xenomorph from the original Ridley Scott Alien

(Makes buzzer sound) Wrong

What?

Fail, zero points.

That was a great movie monster

but it was about seven feet tall.

By no stretch of the imagination

was that a giant movie monster.

You're barely a giant monster.

Now, the queen xenomorph from Aliens:

20 feet tall.

That is a giant movie monster.

That would have earned you points.

But as it is, no , nothing.

Zero points.

This is a crappy game.

You are a crappy contestant.

You're a crappy host.

I'm going to rise above that

and we're going to move on.

Third guess.

Godzilla

From the original 1954 film Godzilla

From the original 1954 Godzilla

Okay, Godzilla of course was on our list.

Yeh.

Hooray

But you get zero points.

What?

Everybody knows the best Godzilla suit ever

was from Destroy All Monsters in the late 60's.

Odoff, destroy this Latin-classified

Nersist Agrast

Achoo.

(Host makes disgusted sounds)

Sorry, I'm allergic to nerds.

That's disgusting.

Good luck explaining to your wife

why you smell like giant creature.

It's an aphrodisiac, don't worry about it.

I'm docking you 10 points.

You now have negative 10 points.

Totally worth it

This game is ridiculous.

Hey

Take it up with our poll respondents.

I bet you only polled yourself.

You are zero for three.

We're going into the final round

you've gotten everything wrong

but you still have one chance to redeem yourself.

You win the game if you can pick the number one response.

What is the greatest giant monster in movie history?

Me.

What?

Me.

You're not even in a movie

Yes he is, he's the star of the upcoming

film Giant Monster Stomps on Fat, Bald, Obnoxious Nerd

[Host] No!

Coming soon to a theater near you.

[Host] No, no, no, no, no

[Giant Creature] I am?

[Small Monster] Yes you are, trust me.

(Giant Creature growls fiercely)

Okay, I'm going to allow that.

I'm going to allow that, that's close enough.

We have a winner.

We have a winner.

(Host claps)

[Host] Let's hear it for him.

[Host] Let's hear it for him

(Small monster) Legacy Effects' Giant Creature.

I win.

Do I get to step on him now?

[Narrator] Check out the Wired channel Thescene.com

for the entire Giant Creature series.